i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
