im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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