fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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