This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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