come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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