Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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