he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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