When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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