found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Randomize
