Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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