she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You don't make any sense
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