Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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