i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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