Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
