Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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