He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
