But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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