found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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