i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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