Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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