I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
