Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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