oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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