Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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