I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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