i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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