Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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