it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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