Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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