check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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