Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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