Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
and you fell through a lawn chair
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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