Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Randomize
