the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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