she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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