In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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