Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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