i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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