PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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