Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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