when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
