So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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