Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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