I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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