I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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