Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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