We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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