paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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