4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
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