entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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