I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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