Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize
