i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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