did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
it's like iHOP with fire
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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